Ways in which this weekend and the Office Christmas Party sucked:
* I tore my last contact lens which required me to wear my glasses to the party.
* I spent a stupid amount of time searching for a magic outfit that wouldn't make it look like I've gained 15 lbs - but I couldn't find one.
* ALL the skin on my face conveniently decided to flake off on Saturday morning (WTF?).
* I had a giant "blemish" in the center of my forehead.
* The more make-up I put on my face, the more my skin flaked off.
* I looked like a three-eyed skin flaking whale Saturday night.
Some days you should just go back to bed...
Ways in which this weekend rocked:
* Skyler read to me.
* I had fun with Mike & Amy and Matt at the party (there might be pictures later).
* I got to sleep in Sunday morning.
Some things make up for the fact that you should have stayed in bed.