A good mother doesn't forget to apply sunblock to her children on a ninety-degree day filled with soccer and little shade. I am a good mother.
A smart person doesn't forget to apply said sunblock to themselves on the same day. I am not a smart person. And do you wanna know what happens when don't wear sunblock but you wear a tank-top and a necklace like the one pictured here:
You get to wear a temporary "HEY I'm the idiot that forgot to apply sunblock" sign attached right to your chest.