Sky: Mom I need panty holes.
Sky: panty holes
Me: If your panties have holes in them throw them away. You've got plenty of other ones.
Sky: NO MOM *disgusted teenager voice* PANTY. HOLES. For your legs.
Me: *cracking up* You mean panty HOSE? You have tights. Little girls wear tights or leggings.
Sky: *walks off disgusted with me for stopping her creative dressing genius.*