I went upstairs at bedtime last night to force the kids to turn off all things electronic and I see that Zack is watching a news program.
Me: "Hey Bud? Are you watching the news?"
Z: "No. It's this show called Dateline".
Me: Ah. Okay, that's a grown-up show honey.
*Now I'm impressed thinking he's getting into current events or something so I stick around to make sure it isn't about a murder or child predators or something that I should watch with him*
Me: What are they talking about?
Z: I don't know. I'm just waiting for Minute To Win It.
HA! And now the world shifts back into place.
Just when you think they're impressing you, it's all exactly as you would expect...