Are you ever driving along and just the right combination of blog-post words pop into your head and you chuckle to yourself thinking what an awesome post this is going to be and then you get to soccer practice and make small talk and then go get pizza where you listen to your kids argue about who gets to sit where and then you go home and do that whole bedtime torture-the-parent routine and then it's the next morning and you don't have the slightest clue what your awesome blog post was going to be about? Yeah so there's that. Assume it was awesome and that you were highly entertained okay?
The rest of what's in my mind is blah blah stuff. Like I heard from my insurance company and they're going to pay for my very expensive infusions. Thank you very much insurance company I'm so glad to have your okay to not be a cripple for the rest of my life. (Have I ever mentioned that orange text equals sarcasm? Well it does and now that blogger lets me change my text color without getting all html-y I can accurately portray sarcasm in my posts). And I spilled maple syrup the other day and that shit has a way of multiplying and taking over the kitchen. I keep finding sticky spots in places that just seem impossible or places that I hands-and-knees scrubbed. I think maple syrup is the glue that holds the world together. There's no getting rid of it.
I'm looking for teacher's gifts. Any ideas? They cannot feature an apple ;-)