- Parking. WHERE are we going to park? How much will it cost? GAH THE PARKING. How far will we have to walk? Meter? Lot? AAAAAAAH.
- Sunscreen. Is Skyler screened? Did she get her face? Did I bring the super-sensitive-his-skin-will-freak-out block for Zack? Did I ninja attack Matt with sunscreen so he doesn't get melanoma on his forehead? How long until they each need block again? DAMN IT I forgot to spray myself. x infinity for however long we're there.
- Skyler: There is sand in my bathing suit and I have to pee x infinity until the end of time
- Zack: I'm hot but I won't go near the water so I'm cranky, also feed me.
- Big Daddy: Huh?
Wish me luck,
Orange = sarcasm